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The End of Crocs…? August 30, 2009

Are we finally kicking our Croc addiction?  These Steve Madden boots undoubtedly are kicking Crocs to the curb. Photo by Jean Thornton

Are we finally kicking our Croc addiction? These Steve Madden boots undoubtedly are kicking Crocs to the curb. Photo by Jean Thornton

What killed the Crocs?  No, I am not getting all environmental or trying to earn my animal rights activist merit badge.  I am talking about the plastic blobs that became an overnight shoe sensation by being the anti-shoe in so many ways.  This is the shoe that marketed itself as the definitive comfort shoe that could survive any scenario, but to a shoe girl like me the idea of a shoe that can be called both “multi-purpose” and “comfortable” are foreign concepts.  For people such as doctors, nurses, boaters, and those who enjoy the smell of rubber-encased feet, the Croc might have been viewed as the perfect shoe.   

So what happened?  Why is a multi-million dollar idea suddenly on the endangered species list—especially when so many are still circulating out in public?  Look downward in any hospital, garden center, or restaurant and you will most likely see someone who looks as if his/her feet have been covered in melted crayons.  The reality is those are shoes.  Not just any shoes, but extremely popular shoes that, at one point, were THE hottest item for summer footwear.  With a promise of durability, comfort, and simple design, these shoes were the great idea you wished you had.

As I ponder the cause of the Crocs near extinction, The Buggles’ “Video Killed the Radio Star” starts to echo through my mind.  Did kept promises annihilate the Croc?  Ask those who are wearing a pair of Crocs and they will tell you that they hold up remarkably well, are easy to clean and, for the most part, are pretty comfortable.  And therein lies the problem.  Crocs, much like diamonds, are forever.  Most Croc owners have not had to replace their Crocs.  In fact if they have more than one pair of Crocs there is a good chance they bought both pairs at the same time for variety, not to replace a pair. 

It is simple to believe that good design is the main culprit in the Croc’s disappearance; however, I have to say I think that the Croc got a little hungry too early on.  Croc production swelled quickly, demand has always been met.  Crocs flooded the market with every color imaginable and even jewelry for your Crocs!  Hello, I like a good rhinestone on my shoes but generally it’s attached to a Manolo.

Crocs even tried a charity campaign to get folks to donate their old Crocs to poverty-stricken areas in return for a discount on new Crocs.  No bite.  (Oh the puns just keep on coming!)  Now Crocs are joining the ranks of the forgotten along with Beanie Babies and Tickle Me Elmo.  When you see them in the store you kind of think, “Wow, they still make these!  Don’t I have one in my closet?”  Even I have a pair of Crocs in my closet that my brother gave me one Christmas… I love you, Dan, but honestly—what were you thinking?  

So, if the anti-Croc Island Shoe Girl is even stocked up, who is left to buy the Croc?  Can any Croc survive in a world filled with too many Crocs?  Just like the Radio Star, the Croc is a victim of its own success—a good product that no longer needs to be produced because it is just that good.  If it happened to the Croc, are Jimmy Choos next?… like I would ever let that happen!  In reality, shoe girls buy more Choos because it does the opposite of the Croc- complex design; there is the chance they will pinch, and if you wear them too much, over time they will show their age.  For any of these reasons I need numerous Jimmy Choos, countless Manolo Blanhiks, loads of Prada heels, and scores of Christian Louboutins—along with many more designers. 

 The reality is that Crocs never made us shoe girls fall in love with them; the shoe buying women of the world have at no time stood before a window display of Crocs lost in a trance.  Crocs do not inspire outfits consisting of simple chic black dresses and single strands of pearls.   They conjured up ideas of flooded basements and muddy gardens.  There is no romance in the Croc, no thrill, no jealousy from the watchful eyes of other women.  Crocs are practical and in an everyday world filled with practicality, every now and then we need a little nonsense under our feet. 

 I do not think Crocs have submerged for the last time.  No, they will surface again in the pond of shoes.  Trends and fads always come back.  But the next time that the Croc pops his head up, I recommend producing a few faulty straps and maybe make them pinch a little.  The problem with giving the people exactly what they want is that once they have it, they don’t need it any more.   Yes, in the end all the old clichés are true…video killed the radio star, curiosity killed the cat, kept promises killed the Croc, and a sale at the Coach store killed my monthly budget.

 

Dorothy: The Original Shoe Girl August 23, 2009

This week is the 70th Anniversary of the film release of The Wizard of Oz.  In honor of Dorothy, the Land of Oz, and all the places the Yellow Brick Road has taken anyone who dares to follows it—this week The Island Shoe Girl celebrates the Original Shoe Girl…Dorothy and her little dog too!

This modern shoe girl pairs her Nine West Ruby heels with a Kate Spade bag (instead of a basket) and her trusty dog Stanley.  Photo by Jean Thornton

This modern shoe girl pairs her Nine West Ruby heels with a Kate Spade bag (instead of a basket) and her trusty dog Stanley. Photo by Jean Thornton

With three little clicks of her heels, a star was born!  No, not a movie star, since Judy Garland was well on her way to being the original celebrity meltdown, but a shoe star was born.  Dorothy, the pioneer shoe girl, skipped her way into the hearts of women around the world and across generations by proving that the secret to life and happiness could be found in a pair of flashy red heels.  Any shoe girl who needs to prove the value of every pair of shoes she ever splurged on, need only look to Dorothy for justification and guidance. 

Long before Carrie Bradshaw danced along Manhattan streets and fell in out-of-love with Mr. Big, Aiden, and sampled a few others, Dorothy was strutting along the Yellow Brick Road with three men in tow—all willing to follow the whims of a girl who wasn’t really sure where she was going or how she intended to get there.  Ever since she batted her eyes, pouted her lower lip, and put three complete strangers under her thumb, women everywhere have learned that these tricks paired with a great pair of shoes can make men into… well cowardly lions, thoughtless scarecrows, and even tin men in search of the ability to love. 

Dorothy’s world pre-shoes was drab and gray, living on the family farm with an Aunt who is willing to off her little Toto.  (I hate to be harsh, but that twister was a blessing in disguise!  I would have stood in a field and hoped for a soft landing in New York City.)  But Dorothy’s world after red shoes turned bright and colorful, suddenly filled with hero worship that inspired impromptu musical numbers by little people as well as a potential career as a hit woman. 

On top of the parade and the new friendship with The Lollipop Guild, Dorothy also got kudos from a real live good witch.  Not only do the Good Witch and residents of Munchkinland love Dorothy for simply showing up at the right time, but they also hand over magic shoes.  You can’t buy that kind of friendship—trust me, I’ve tried!  It does not matter how fabulous your entrance might be at Niemen Marcus, you will never be given the only pair of coveted heels for free. 

For a girl who has no clue where she is or how she got there, that Dorothy is a real go-getter and quite the navigator as well.  With minimal directions and instructions—and no modern-day GPS system—Dorothy hits the road with the zeal and gusto of a woman who has never had a blister from breaking in a new pair of shoes.   Along the way Dorothy picks up a collection of men with issues, from the inability to think clearly or feel emotions, to the act of standing up for oneself.  I have to say I think I have dated all of these guys at some time or another but I wouldn’t dare go on a road trip with all three at once.  More power to you, Dorothy!

If you thought that being picked up in a tornado and dropped off in a mythical land might be on the verge of bad luck, consider that in order to get back home (not that I would be rushing back to that dirt farm myself) you have to battle a Wicked Witch, who is obsessed with stealing your shoes.  I can certainly relate in this instance, as I feel most of the world is after my own fabulous footwear.   But imagine saving the Land of Oz from not one but TWO Wicked Witches only to find that the Wizard is actually a fraud hiding behind a curtain.  Dorothy, welcome to the world of disappointing men.  All that talk and he doesn’t even know how to get you home, which is why, wherever your travels land you, make sure to get the number for a taxi company. 

Thank goodness for good friends, especially when they are Good Witches.  Leave it to Glinda to give Dorothy the advice that every shoe girl knows deep down inside: your shoes always had the power all along; you just have to feel it for yourself.  And that is a lesson every shoe girl should take with her.  Life’s journeys may drop you in unexpected places and leave you surrounded by strangers in a strange land, but it’s how you skip down the Yellow Brick Road that really matters. 

There is one final lesson:  It is great to make a good entrance, but an amazing exit is always a thousand times more important as it keeps the people wanting more.  Dorothy made no mistakes here as she left with an all-time great tag line, “there’s no place like home.”  I would have probably said “there’s no shoes like Manolos”, but hey every shoe girl has her own style and hopefully her own Ruby Red Slippers too.

 

Why Responsible Women Don’t Get Screwed August 16, 2009

With the disappointing news from Oprah, I need to relay on my shoes even more! Photo by Jean Thronton.

With the disappointing news from Oprah, I need to rely on my shoes even more! Photo by Jean Thronton.

Darn it, Oprah, you have done it again!  You have messed with one of the few joys left in my life!  First you take away your traditional “Favorite Things” show this year and instead claim that your “New Favorite Things” are actually crappy homemade gifts that are recession trendy.  Oh gee, thanks, Oprah!  Just what I wanted, a jar of cookie ingredients to add baking to my busy holiday schedule!  The shots of the increasingly more disappointed audience members (who by the end of the show were busy texting their friends about how much it sucked) should have been a tip-off to producers that this was bull.  Yeah, like I see Oprah – the epitome of the accomplished, confident, stylish American woman — handing Gail one these homemade gifts in place of the Cashmere lounge suit she got last year! 

So what more can Oprah do to destroy the hopes of women everywhere who no longer hold out for the chance of being showered with luxury items by a talk show host?  Well, Oprah has once again taken hoards of other women and me to an even lower level of lost hopes and dreams while increasing the amount of wine needed to survive our drab life.  Oprah had a scientist on the show (a female scientist) who was discussing the science of attraction; she revealed that when ovulating, women release a scent that attracts men.  She backed this up with the research that ovulating strippers receive higher tips than non-ovulating strippers.  Would have loved to see the assistant sign up sheet for that study.  With this backing she made the statement that caused me—and I am sure many other women—to be totally outraged: Women on birth control pills are less attractive because we do not produce these scents.

Yes, that’s right; this research essentially says that responsible women — who care enough to take a pill every morning instead of entering the societally burdensome state of single motherhood — are less attractive to men.  I cannot thank science enough for making me feel so awesome right now and giving me the choice between not protecting myself against an unwanted pregnancy or not attracting men – a Hobson’s choice that removes any possibility I might someday create a meaningful relationship with one of those men and then make the choice to have child.  That’s right world, responsible women are no longer attractive.  Toss aside the successful career women, the homeowners, the insurance payers, high credit scoring ladies of the world into one big bin and ship us all off to the convent because no man will ever be attracted to our pheromones until we knock off the pills.

Like so much in life, I cannot blame Oprah alone for this shocking realization that responsibility is not attractive to men, as Oprah herself is a responsible woman who has built not only a successful career and business empire but also broke tradition and wedding rings.  For generations females have been told to take the role of the lesser sex, even if we are equals with our male counterparts in so many ways.  We are encouraged to play down our strengths and play up our eyes and lips.  At times I buy the come hither glances and the “rescue me” sighs, especially when my towel rack breaks or I need help moving something heavy.  Hey, I am not an idiot—I don’t want to chip my nails! 

But I also know that at times I need to step up and take care of myself.  Could this be making me less attractive to men; do they really see providing for myself as a deterrent?

It just may be that having responsibilities has cut into my free time and lessened opportunities to put myself out there.  I have a mortgage, so yes I have to worry about keeping my career moving forward and paychecks coming in.  At times that means making my early morning meeting more important than a late night at the bar and maybe a tipsy hookup.  At home I have obligations that mean I need to dedicate time to caring for my investment and cleaning up after the two pets that look to me for their food and walks.  I don’t want to bring home a random person who could harm my furry housemates—or worse yet, my shoes!

Beyond that, I have been investing in my goals and the future I see past the coming weekend or next month.  While looking for ‘Mister Right’, I feel I need to prepare for a future that may or may not involve him.  Yet, by choosing to divert money from the spur-of-the-moment weekend event to my retirement fund, am I also diverting my chances of meeting a guy on that impromptu night out?  Let’s face it, we have to be out there to be seen; a tour bus full of eligible men looking for their dream girl has not pulled up to my condo for a round of speed dating. 

As much as I would like to blame Oprah and her scientist, my lack of ovulating pheromones, and no fabulous “Favorite Things” show for a dateless Saturday night, I cannot—that would not be responsible.  Ahh yes! Responsibility—it may be the ultimate roadblock to the carefree dating that we all believe leads to discovering our partner in life and maybe responsibility is an even bigger roadblock than the missing smell ovulating pheromones.  However, it is precisely responsibilities such as these that bring us the happiness and the pride that help make us the confident women we are, or can become.  In the end, I still think confidence rules the laws of attraction, despite having no stripper research, as yet, to back up this theory.

 

Learning From Our Shoe History August 9, 2009

These Betsy Johnson silver stunners are suited for a queen, a first lady, or even just an Island Shoe Girl. Photo by Jean Thornton.

These Betsy Johnson silver stunners are suited for a queen, a first lady, or even just an Island Shoe Girl. Photo by Jean Thornton.

If you like shoes, people will occasionally tease you about your passion.  If you love shoes like I do, people will try to warn you of the dangers of too many shoes.  Yes, I am well aware that walking, biking, and sometimes just standing can be a hazardous task.  Just look at the bruise on my left knee compliments of a wet floor meeting my stylish-but-slick Rampage stilettos. 

 One such cautionary tale that I hear frequently is that of the famous women who let their love of shoes lead to their downfall and not just a slip on a freshly mopped floor.  Two such historical figures I have been warned about are Marie Antoinette (also known as “Madame Deficit” by her not-so-loyal subjects) and the queen of shoe excess, Imelda Marcos.  With the cautionary words “those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it,” running through my head, I do what any good shoe girl detective does, put on my best investigating stilettos and surf the web!

The similarities of these famous, well-heeled ladies are more abundant than one might think despite the centuries separating their rise to fame and political leadership.  It can be argued that both women became political figures because of their husbands’ positions of power, whether inherited or elected.  While both women had a level of notoriety prior to their marriages, without their husbands their lives would have been much different.  Perhaps it was not so much the shoes they wore, but the men they stood beside in them. Tammy Wynette should have consulted with these girls before declaring, “stand by your man!”

Their public held both ladies as examples of grace, elegance, and trend-setting style—at least at first.  However, their public displays of glamour quickly fell out of fashion when their subjects were left with all of the bills but none of the lifestyle for themselves.  Imelda was ridiculed for creating charities that did little to serve those in need and hosting elaborate government ceremonies that appear to have celebrated little more than shameless excess.  In fairness to Marie, it could be argued that the royal family she married into was far more wasteful with money than she was; remember during this time France was involved in expensive wars that were very unpopular.  But wear amazing shoes and suddenly all the world’s blame falls at your feet!

About those famous feet, let’s acknowledge the designer elephant in the room.  Marie and Imelda loved shoes—who can blame them—surely not me or any other girl who has ever tried on handcrafted Italian leather soles!  Marie was rumored to have had 500 pairs and a servant to attend to them; I dare to dream of this day for myself. While Imelda is known for her exorbitant number of shoes, it is hard to find a confirmed number; reports range from 2,500 to 5,400 pairs, but Imelda insists it was only 1,060.  

I can understand that either lady had more than enough shoes. Yes, it can be reasonably argued that it would take years to wear 500 pairs of shoes even if you wore a different pair every day. I can easily have three changes a day and I am not a head of state so I cast no stones!  As much as I hate abuse of power and over spending, as a culture we expect a certain level of indulgence from our political leaders.  Look only at the number of Inaugural Balls held to celebrate the election of a president.  Immediately after the confetti and balloon drop, we begin to scrutinize every penny spent.  There is a fine line that must be walked, in platforms or pumps, between fulfilling all the expectations without exceeding even one by the slightest.  I believe we have to consider the complicated roles in which Marie and Imelda found themselves.

Both of our ladies of leisure had to flee their palaces and their shoes to save their lives.  While Imelda has been tried for various crimes, so far a conviction has yet to stick.  Of her shoes Imelda said to Time Magazine in 2006, “When they opened my closet they found shoes instead of skeletons” and those famous shoes have grown in legend and in reality with their own museum.  As to our young Queen of Excess, Marie’s fate was far worse; she faced the true wrath of French Revolution head on, and I don’t mean that figuratively.  Her shoes and the rest of her wardrobe were also victims of an angry mob that looted and spread her belongings across the countryside as symbols of the revolution.  The only surviving item was a shoe that Marie lost as she ran with her family in a last attempt to save the fairy tale life she had been promised.  Unlike Cinderella, that shoe never made its way back to the ill-fated Queen.  

Is the ultimate lesson that I should give up my shoe ambitions and live a life of flat-footed simplicity?  Before I pack up my shoe closet there is one more victim of the shoe who also had to flee a home: the Dalai Lama.   He was called a “very political old monk shuffling around in Gucci shoes” by Rupert Murdoch.  Allow a moment for the insanity of this comment; look only at the man’s feet once to know he is not wearing Gucci. 

Which I think is the lesson we might learn from all of this: no matter how you try to fill the role you are cast in life, there will always be detractors who try to shift the focus onto more negative things. The true lesson of history is to always have more good deeds in your closet than designer heels.  At the end of life you may only have one shoe left that expresses your personal style; investing in a good reputation may in the end be the better fashion statement.

 

The Working Shoe Girl August 2, 2009

Sometimes in the career world shoe girls end up going toe to toe...its a tight race between these Manolos and Kate Spade heels.  Photo by Jessica Bennett

Sometimes in the career world shoe girls end up going toe to toe...its a tight race between these Manolos and Kate Spade heels. Photo by Jessica Bennett

There is no song that can motivate me to work like Dolly Parton’s “Working 9 to 5”.  Well, maybe not so much work as to buy a new pair of daytime peep-toe stilettos to go with that new Ann Taylor outfit.  Like many in the world, I am not either independently wealthy or dependently wealthy on my parents, so that leaves me with the reality of work.  While Dolly could get out the door with a simple cup of ambition, it takes a little more to motivate me into thinking beyond my mental countdown to the weekend.  It’s not that I don’t like working; it’s just that for most of us only working 9 to 5 seems like a dream.  In today’s troubled economy we all find ourselves putting in the extra hours and picking up additional shifts. By the time I get home to kick off my sling-backs, my toes are tighter than my bottom line.

Growing up I loved to watch all the 80’s movies that encouraged women to become powerful influences in the work world.  From Baby Boom to Working Girl and even Mister Mom, the ladies were climbing the ladder of success and going home to great men.  What girl has not dreamed of having that movie moment of strolling up Madison Avenue in her perfectly tailored suit, conquering the board room, and then walking out to some gorgeous supportive man who hands over a Fendi to carry that big check home in? 

While I would never dream of taking that walk in sneakers like Melanie Griffith did, I would raid the closet of my physically incapacitated well-dressed boss.    However, my role in the work world is much smaller and the only chance I get for a power strut is on the short walk from my car to my office at the shelter.  I am seldom turning the heads of envious women or CEOs, although the clients are kind enough to compliment my shoes.  At the end of the day, my power walk is more of a tired crawl back to the car to slink home. 

It’s hard to consider yourself a mover and shaker when one of your many jobs is as a hostess at a restaurant that caters to vacationers.  Yeah, I move and shake but it’s generally to clear the table and refill the saltshaker.  As I once again direct a lost tourist to the ATM, I wonder exactly when this moment was taught in graduate school.  From way down here, shattering the glass ceiling seems like an unimaginable feat; I would settle for just getting my fingerprints on it.  If only getting dream titles were as easy as it was in the movies or fairytales, the old fashioned girl in me thinks a glass slipper would be just as rewarding at this point and probably require a lot less paperwork. 

While my place in the work world may be almost as small as my shoe size, I can generally be assured that my shoes will be the boss at any meeting.  I am definitely a shoe checker whenever I enter a room and the office is no exception for me.  Whether it is anti-feminist movement or not, I know my shoes make a statement and often times that statement is that I am stepping into the professional world with a three-inch lift. 

While some would consider the workplace an area for being conservative and hiding a person’s true personality, I tend to disagree.  You could say I wear my personality on my feet in a sense.  I never hide my small tattoo on my right foot (mind you, this tattoo is a trio of red, white, and blue stars I got after the 9/11 attacks) while the rest of my tattoos stay discreetly covered in the office.  I also do not hesitate to throw on those fabulous black velvet Rampage heels with the rhinestone buckle.  Just because I may not work for a million dollars does not mean I have to dress like my paycheck! 

Now there might be some who disagree with my approach to office footwear, but think of your own desk and what personal clues are sitting out there for your work world to see?  A family picture on the beach, a comic that makes you laugh, maybe that to-do list for after work.  What do these things say about you?  Maybe more than you think or you really want your co-workers to know.  Seriously, the fact that you have to remind yourself to stop by the store for toilet paper with three exclamation points is not a good sign. 

Frequently, my older co-workers tell me they used to wear shoes like mine when they were younger.  I am still young enough to pull off these tight pinches and heights, and that painful toe operation I endured a couple years ago is a likely indicator of the lengths I will go to keep wearing those fabulous heels.  The truth is I do not mind that my shoes get attention when I walk into a meeting.  A former co-worker once said that my shoes entered a room before I did.  Would it be nice if my brains were noticed first?  Sure.  But I got their attention and in today’s competitive world that is half the battle. 

As I inch out of my twenties, I remind myself daily that I am no longer the youngest girl on the job and someday I may be the older woman in the corner office.  When I become her, I hope that those are Gucci heels under that impressive desk.  As I power strut into my professional future I have to remember that it was my hard work that got me where I am and shoes only help a little. It will be more hard work that takes me to the next level… most likely in four-inch heels.

 

 
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